So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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