you would pick up someone in the library
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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