i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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