you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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