I can text with my tongue
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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