Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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