So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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