did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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