Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She told me I should be a condom model.
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I need you to use more vowels.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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