she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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