the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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