He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
