i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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