allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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