Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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