god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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