You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
