Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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