Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
handjob tips. give me some.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
