no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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