did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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