He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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