it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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