I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so let's talk penis.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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