we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I don't deserve a penis
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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