i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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