Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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