she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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