sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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