glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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