i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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