it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Two words: nipple clamps
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