And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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