Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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