I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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