He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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