I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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