i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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