I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I AM VODKA MAN
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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