the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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