Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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