He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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