guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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