i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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