I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Fuck appropriateness.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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