porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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