So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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