I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just tell him i said nine months
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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