in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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