I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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