If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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