He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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